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Skunk?

by Aidan Denahy

Mr. Cohen told the student body today that the smell of skunk coming from the quad was causing the undeniably strong stench in the high school this morning.

However, some students question the truth of this statement. “Smelled like pot (marijuana) to me,” said sophomore Alex Inglis.

During first period in room H110, sophomore Sarah Sayegh reported that she was questioned about being the source of the odor.

According to an announcement made by Mr. Cohen,  no skunk or “rodent” corpse has been found.